• year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
  • jaesama:

    That moment when you are 35 years old and you’re watching the morning news whilst making breakfast for your children. Then suddenly, Louis Tomlinson comes on and admits that he is actually gay. You then drop that gallon of milk that you were pouring just a moment ago and obnoxiously scream, “I KNEW IT,” into every single persons’ face for the rest of your life.